Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Spam replies - 1

Spam message

Your mailbox is full of, 00.1 GB, Please reduce your mailbox size. Delete any items you don't need from your mailbox and expand your email quota (size) with the below web links: 
HERE (link removed)
Thank you for your understanding.
©2014 Helpdesk

Reply

Dear idiot,

You are going to have to lift your game to succeed. No one should fall for such a lame arsed effort as that one.

a) 0.1 gb? - You expect me to care about a mailbox that only has a megabit of storage? First pdf attachment is going to kill that.
b) anyone who really hosts a mailbox should know my userid/name for that. No name == no box.
c) the from email has no relationship at all to the link in the message. That always spells trouble.

Don't pollute my email until it vaguely looks real.